If you know Ellen DeGeneres, or of her, even at least a little bit, then you know she is one of the most sarcastic women on day time television. And this is why we love her, it’s what makes her so stinking funny. So when she joked on her talk show a while back that she and Portia de Rossi, her fiancée, were registered at Crate & Barrel, she had no idea what she was in for. They actually aren’t, registered there, but some disturbed being heard this and decided to use it to their advantage. The individual in question went to Crate and Barrel and registered for Ellen and Portia under their names, but ensured all the gifties got sent to them, not to the happy couple. So fans that heard that they were registered there started sending tokens of their love, to the psycho that registered on their behalf. Once Ellen found out, she stressed again that they are NOT in fact registered there, and that she really doesn’t want any gifts from her fans. What is happening with the con artist in question, not sure. But what’s weirder here. That some wing nut went ahead with this scam, or that people actually believed they were registered there?