I was wondering when it would come to this.

Because while I like a little sass in the Simpson girls, now that Jessica has decided to go into country music, she needs all the country friends she can find. The writer of this one particular story bascially says Jess should be nice to Carrie Underwood because you should be nice to everyone.

Can’t argue with that.

Even though Carrie is clearly the type of chick to do her snippiness behind people’s back (emailing your ex-beau to the point of distraction while he’s dating another gal, for example)…. she hasn’t said or done anything in public. It’s got to be hard to swallow, to be sure, and I blame Tony Romo in all this the most. Why can’t he be a stand up guy, turn down the ex-girlfriend chats, and pay attention to the one he has now? Why can’t he either break up with Jess for good, or commit to her? Perhaps he likes the drama.

Either way, this just reinforces my belief that Jess should dump this dude while the dumping is good. And not piss off anymore country pals, either, thanks very much.

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Some Weinstein shizz is about to hit the fan!

Industry insiders say an ex-employee of brothers Harvey and Bob Weinstein is writing an 'explosive' tell all-about their reign at Miramax.

The author supposedly has files and tapes compiled over a 15 year period to back up the stuff that will be revealed in the book.

Ain't no denying taped evidence!

Reports claim the former employee will detail the manipulation of the Disney company (who owns Miramax) by the Weinsteins.

Surprisingly, the author was not asked to sign a nondisclosure agreement before joining the Weinsteins' team.

The bros must be kicking themselves now!

We bet all of Hollywoodland can't wait for the book's release!

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Man, Tom Cruise is looking very very weird in this picture. And is that Nic (translation Nicole Kidman, lol) in the background?

Can anyone guess what this picture is all about? The first person to get it right gets….a huge congratulations from me. I know….very exciting stuff.

Okay, guess away!!!

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I wanted to wish Tom Cruise a very Happy Birthday! I hope this next year brings you much happiness and some good movie roles. :D I am really ready to see another awesome Tom Cruise movie. I imagine Tom spent the day with his family and maybe riding his new motorcycle.Hopefully some birthday pictures will appear somewhere.

I hope the rest of you are having a great day too and an early Happy 4th of July to my American friends. You probably won’t hear from me tomorrow. ;)

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Move over Ali and Lindsay Lohan…looks like your bastard sister is out to steal the music spotlight!

Attention seeking-runs in the family!

Michael Lohan's alleged illegitimate daughter, 13 year old Ashley, is reportedly trying to cut a record deal.

A record-industry insider says, “Ashley has more talent than Lindsay or Ali.”

A Lohan family source adds (we bet it was Daddy HoHan!), “Ashley’s singing ability just proves that the family talent comes from Michael (Lohan), not Dina Lohan.”

Until this famewhore is proven to be his daughter (or not), we don't wanna hear any more from her!

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So unlucky in love!

Mandy Moore never seems to keep a guy for too long.

Turns out Moore and bad boy rocker Ryan Adams are no longer a couple.

Ryan's rep has even confirmed the split to OK!

Looks like Ryan is blaming all the media attention for the break-up. Saying he is "allergic" to the cameras.

HAHA.

Puh-lease. Since when is Ryan Adams the paparazzi's main focus????

In a statement, Adams says, "Mandy is one of those genuinely sweet angelic people you wish to meet your whole life. I am grateful for our friendship and how it allowed us both to grow and learn more."

Poor Mandy.

Adams adds, "Unfortunately I am allergic to paparazzi and have found the best antidote to that sort of nonsense is staying behind the guitar and typewriter, staying close to my support group of friends and band mates and not engaging in activities that prevent me from taking care of myself or others."

He goes on to say "I found the entire speculation and subsequent photographs and intrusions terrifying and only wish to live as normal a life as possible, so that I might always remain punk as fuck AND sober. Also, I just want to jam. Plus I like metal A LOT."

He's such a poet that Adams!

Right, and it took you how long to determine you didn't want to be photographed?

Also, you should take the high road and not talk about your break up unless Mandy agreed to, and if so you should have issued a joint statement or kept it private.

As for Mandy, we're sure she'll find someone who deserves her.

Let's just hope she doesn't try to rebound with an ex.

If you remember, Mandy's dated Andy Roddick, Zach Braff, DJ AM, and even Wilmer Valderrama, who's made public claims about de-virginizing her.

Let's hope her next relationship turns out better than this one!

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Former 'glamour' model and aspiring Olympian Jordan Katie Price and husband Peter Andre brought the British rag News of the World to their knees on Thursday.

According to reports, the duo accepted substantial damages and a public apology from the paper after the tabloid newspaper falsely claimed they were uncaring parents.

Price read from a statement outside the courthouse:

"Pete and I love our kids and would do anything for them…Anyone who has kids can imagine how it would feel to be accused publicly of being bad parents. We came here today to see that justice was done and that our names were cleared…Now that the paper has accepted the story wasn't true, apologised to us, and paid us damages and our costs, we believe the record has been set straight and our names have been cleared."

Congrats!

She's a great mom, y'all.

Have you seen her sex tape????

Toe fucking!

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Thomas Beatie has given birth to a baby girl. Beattie is the first man to give birth to a baby. The 34 year old man was born a female, but after having a sex change is now legally a male. He has appeared on Oprah with his story of overcoming bigotry, ignorance and having a child despite the odds.

Thomas, formerly known as Tracy Lagondino, became pregnant and battled doctors refusing to care for him during his pregnancy. His pregnant transgender status outraged conservatives and started a wild fire of legal, political and social confusion and (for some stupid reason) outrage.

Regardless of what others think, Beatie and his partner welcomed a baby girl on Sunday. They managed a rather guarded delivery at St. Charles Medical Center in Bend, Oregon. Obviously a caesarean was done and father and baby are currently resting and doing well.

“A woman who appears to be a nurse carried a combination car seat-baby carrier with a white blanket over it. Beatie walked a few yards behind her. The new dad walked easily, although he appeared tired, and despite the warm weather he wore a white hooded sweatshirt along with sunglasses and black shorts. Someone opened the car door for him.”

Congratulations to them all and well wishes! I can totally get behind a pregnant man.

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Over at People.com, they’re reporting on Angelina Jolie’s hospital suite. The photo they have may or may not be the actual room, it’s possible it’s the same sort of room on a different floor, but it gives an idea of where she is right now. Aside from her own bed, there’s a spare bed that appears single-sized, presumably for Brad Pitt or any other overnight visitors. It doesn’t look much different from your average hospital maternity room, with one exception - it looks like there’s one heck of a view of the Mediterranean sea!

They’ve booked four rooms which are for the family and probably any security team members who need beds. However, in typical, thoughtful Jolie-Pitt style, Brad and Angelina picked a hospital that specializes in caring for children and teens where the parents don’t have money to afford medical care elsewhere. In other words, the money they’re paying, $200 per room per night is going to help the hospital to help those in need.

Meanwhile, at JustJared, there’s a post up with a woman who is reportedly Angelina Jolie waving at the cameras from her hospital room. While you could figure it’s her, showing off her still-pregnant belly as reassurance, for one thing it just doesn’t seem like something she would do, and aside from that, the woman looks nothing like Angie. Some have speculated that it’s a hired “body double” to distract from Angelina and give her some peace. Body double?! This isn’t a movie. In my opinion, I think it’s a pregnant woman on another floor who knows Angie is there, and she’s having fun with the cameras, acting as though she’s someone famous. Which is actually kind of funny.

But I’m 99% sure that’s not actually Angelina. What do you think?

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Wow, it seems like everyone is coming out with their own perfume fragrance these days.

We need to do one as well!!! Ha ha ha ha

The latest "celeb" to create her own scent is Ray J's former sex tape buddy, Kim Kardashian.

Kim says on her personal blog, "It has always been a dream of mine to start my own perfume business, since I love to mix fragrances together and come up with new and different scents! I hope you understand my total excitement."

Oh, fun.

Kimmy will be working with New Wave Fragrances.

They're the ones who also distribute True Religion and Ed Hardy's fragrances - neither of which we would wanna smell if they gave it to us for free.

Adds Kim, "It all started when my mom introduced me to famous perfumer Caroline Sabas from Gras, France. She and I have been working together to create a scent that is uniquely me that I can share with everyone!"

The perfume will be sold in the US, as well as in Australia, England, Germany, and Japan.

The target date set for it to hit stores will be by next May, just in time for Mother's Day!

Hah, yea, that's what every mother wants to receive!

Will U go and buy Kim's perfume?

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